utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:

poisonousstrawberries:

minadi:

#lemme give you a rundown of my life #i’ve spent 60 years in the wilds of the north being a god damn ranger #i’ve tracked down motherfuckin gollum and brought him to mirkwood #do you know what mirkwood is #do you know the kind of spiders that live there #yeah i thought not #i have battled orc armies in THREE CONSECUTIVE MOVIES #I HAVE RAN ACROSS THE FIELDS OF ROHAN #do you know how big that is #it’s like the english countryside but as big and as wide as motherfuckin canada #(i’m guessing) #i have battled the RINGWRAITHS. ya that’s right. all nine of them. WITH A TORCH. AND FOUR HOBBITS WIELDING TOOTHPICKS. #with the one ring as bait #i have been dragged down a cliff by a fuckin warg #i have summoned the armies of the dead to defeat the corsairs of umbar #i have lived a hard motherfuckin life and if you think bad dental hygiene will scare me then bitch the only scary thing about that is the amount of STDs i can catch if i stick my tongue in your mouth #go home. you’ve been dismissed.

HUSBAND. 

that is like the greatest bitch please face tho

Aragorn is the master of “bitch please”.

Let us not skip the glories of this tag; #i have battled the RINGWRAITHS. ya that’s right. all nine of them. WITH A TORCH. AND FOUR HOBBITS WIELDING TOOTHPICKS. 

twistingreality:

stealatimelord:

This is a seriously wonderful gif set.

I have reblogged it like three times before or something but I do not even care, I will reblog it again.

That’s called music frisson.

adainbrazil:

Genius. Ultimate genius.

Macfadyen recognizes that wounded pride can both humiliate and spark an attraction: “It is terribly attractive when your pomposity is noticed and then punctured in public. It is infuriating and embarrassing and you hate that person. When Elizabeth humiliates Darcy at the Meryton Ball, he finds it incredibly funny. I mean, he is mortified and hates her but goes home and locks all the doors and laughs hysterically into the pillow. That is why she is so attractive.”

toujours-avec-moi:

apeswithegotrips:

An Igloo made of Books by Miler Lagos

Soooo, who’d like to start building one with me?

‘Princess Celestia can’t sleep in the guest bed! She needs a fortress of knowledge!’ This made me think of Friendship is Witchcraft.

Once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen of Narnia.