This is how today is being spent apparently. Clingy puppy.

This is how today is being spent apparently. Clingy puppy.

1 day ago on 15 April 2014 ~ 11:56am

saucymerbabe:

No one.

No one.

EVER has a right to touch you if you don’t want to be touched.

Not your husband. Not your fiance. Not your boyfriend. Not your partner. Not your friends. Not even your own family.

You are a person and your body is your own. And it’s a privilege if you allow someone to touch it.

A god damn privilege that can be snatched up and you don’t owe anyone a reason but that it’s your body and only YOUR body.

via  novulpixthatsmypotpie  (originally  saucymerbabe)
4 days ago on 11 April 2014 ~ 9:52pm 117,580 notes
theskeletonsareafterme:

zelamish:

wunderbrot:

the buugeng is a type of s-staff.
to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare

Accurate.

GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.

theskeletonsareafterme:

zelamish:

wunderbrot:

the buugeng is a type of s-staff.

to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare

Accurate.

GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.

via  novulpixthatsmypotpie  (originally  wunderbrot)
4 days ago on 11 April 2014 ~ 9:52pm 51,077 notes

ϟ The Magic Begins Challenge: A Scene You Really Wanted To Be In The Movies, But Wasn’t

Have a biscuit, Potter.

via  novulpixthatsmypotpie  (originally  winterfelldragon)
4 days ago on 11 April 2014 ~ 9:52pm 53,318 notes

unreluctantone:

americachavez:

pls give me a franchise where, when a good female character turns evil, she is not immediately dressed in a bondage-inspired outfit that is 2 strips of leather and a thong and instead dresses in sensible jeans and combat boots and a comfy jacket because hello, evil agenda here, there’s no time to be objectified, world domination is priority

"Come to the Dark Side, we have pockets and sensible footwear."

via  owlphallacies  (originally  americachavez)
4 days ago on 11 April 2014 ~ 9:46pm 63,906 notes
via  lady-link  (originally  funnyhahayeah)
4 days ago on 11 April 2014 ~ 9:39pm 210,856 notes

inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

via  housewifeswag  (originally  rooftoqs)
1 week ago on 8 April 2014 ~ 7:17pm 469,420 notes

cabined:

kinda want you to kiss me on the nose and tell me i’m cute, kinda want you to fuck the shit out of me

This is exactly how I feel around men.

via  housewifeswag  (originally  cabined)
1 week ago on 8 April 2014 ~ 7:07pm 9,402 notes

housewifeswag:

these are all incredible.

via  housewifeswag  (originally  fuckyeahsubversivekawaii)
1 week ago on 8 April 2014 ~ 7:01pm 39,297 notes

benpaddon:

The phrase “words to live by” gets thrown around often these days, but these are absolutely words to live by.

via  housewifeswag  (originally  c-mines)
1 week ago on 8 April 2014 ~ 6:59pm 130,048 notes
whatdiscworldtaughtme:

645. The freedom to take the consequences is the freedom upon which all the others are based. || 'Going postal'

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

645. The freedom to take the consequences is the freedom upon which all the others are based. || 'Going postal'

1 week ago on 4 April 2014 ~ 9:35pm 105 notes
skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

via  giving-up-the-ghost  (originally  itskylestyle)
1 week ago on 4 April 2014 ~ 9:35pm 25,888 notes
housewifeswag:

fat babe forever. #housewifeswag

housewifeswag:

fat babe forever. #housewifeswag

via  housewifeswag  (originally  housewifeswag)
1 week ago on 4 April 2014 ~ 9:33pm 2,616 notes

nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

image

1 week ago on 4 April 2014 ~ 9:13pm 86,515 notes
hiddlestoned-sherloki:

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

I feel like this is a perfect representation of Tom Hiddleston and Loki combined

I don’t know when, but this gif will become relevant in my life and I am prepared.

hiddlestoned-sherloki:

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

I feel like this is a perfect representation of Tom Hiddleston and Loki combined

I don’t know when, but this gif will become relevant in my life and I am prepared.

via  thetwerking-dead  (originally  hellfiremantle)
1 week ago on 4 April 2014 ~ 9:12pm 54,706 notes